My Tweets bring all the ladies to the yard…
And they’re like, hey do you want to see me naked? And I’m like, no. No I do not.
Twitter accounts filled with scantily clad women asking you to come look at their profiles are nothing new. A few weeks back I was actually getting really annoyed by these kind of accounts as a new breed, which steals tweets containing trending topics and reuses them so they appear legit and generate interest, was driving me nuts. An actual follower replied to me saying they were “in need of a True Blood fix,” a message I received in my Replies column a few times a day for the next month.
This has, however, seemingly dropped off, or maybe I’ve just been lucky to not be mentioned in any of the targeted tweets.
This morning however, something I said has clearly got the sexy ladybots of Twitter all excited:

How can I resist, eh?
What weirds me out the most is they’re all different messages, it’s not carbon copy accounts that are just mentioning me, each is an individual phrase, seemingly original (if, albeit, transparent spam for anyone with 10 minutes of experience online.)
This been happening to anyone else?
“And they’re like, hey do you want to see me naked? And I’m like, no. No I do not.”
That made me COL (chortle out loud?).
These Twitter spam bots are getting cleverer and cleverer. I’ve had a few who pretend to be replying to something you say eg. “@miss_chicken Lol! Reminds me of this: [link to porn/spam/virus]“.
They just really, REALLY want you to check out their profile