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ConnectNow, Round Two… FIGHT!

After the success of yesterday’s live blog, and now that my computer is working again, here is my live blog of the second day of ConnectNow.

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Lachlan is dead… Long live Warlach!

OR: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the Internet.

As I may have mentioned the other day, I have quit my job. There’s a lots of reasons really. Firstly, I didn’t like what I was doing. I fell into the job while desperate for cash after completing my Honours and it was never a good fit. Secondly, following the company being taken over by a much bigger player last year, it became a fairly tortuous place to work for anyone with a creative personality.

The things it though, I’m not writing this to further complain about the people I worked with, because really it has very little bearing on where I want to be.

When telling my Big Boss that I would be handing in my badge and gun he asked if I had a new job lined up, and whether I’d need a reference. I told him I’d let him know. It’s not that I’m ungrateful, it’s just that the skills this company thinks I have aren’t really the skills I want to showcase to future employers.

It’s like a specialist in the artificial insemination of Lemmings deciding to become a spy. It’s not that they aren’t actually probably quiet good at knocking up furry, suicidal* mammals, it’s just that MI6 doesn’t really care.

My skills that do translate – my communication skills mainly – are mostly self evident to the employers I’ve been speaking to about future roles. Which brings me to the title of this post.

As soon as I announced my resignation on Twitter, I received a message asking me, in so many words, where the sender would get their daily dose of schadenfreude from now that I was leaving my work. And the truth is, while I won’t be censoring my personality, you will have to look elsewhere.

It was Lachlan that got the job, worked in it for a couple of years, and yesterday quit, but it’s Warlach who will take up the next job I do. My comments about work, usually designed and twisted to be amusing rather than anything else, came from a situation where Warlach was separate from the person who worked for my employer. Twitter was my connection with likeminded people – people who don’t think the only browser is IE, who understand the internet and who enjoy pop culture.

In a situation where my online self is part and parcel of what I do – and let’s be honest, I’d have to be pretty stupid to be going for jobs in Social Media and Community Management and not think it had to be – my Twitter account will still be honest, but it won’t do anything that could damage those I work with, employ me or whom rely on my skills online.

This isn’t actually a major change – I have plenty of friends in social media, met both there and IRL, and I don’t post everything that crosses my mind when it could hurt or insult them. Keeping track of this, the acceptability of different spheres of communication and an understanding of voice is what I would like to think I’m pretty good at. Case in point is that there are plenty of things I do online I keep separate from the world of Lachlan or Warlach – I am someone who speaks their mind but discretion is the better part of valour.

So, what does this mean? Well, it means that if someone pisses me off on public transport, or I am annoyed by something in the media, it will most likely play out the same way. However, if a colleague at a new job annoys me? I’ll just talk to them about it rather than shout it to the Twitterverse.

Hence, Lachlan is dead and Warlach is now on duty fulltime.

I’m hoping that this change will lead to bigger and better things. Some of the roles I’ve spoken to people about sound amazing, and certainly in terms of job satisfaction everything is looking like it’s on the up and up. I just have to accept who I really am:

I am Warlach.

I am a Geek.

I am capable of doing the jobs I want to do.

Hell, I’m a Digital Phoenix arising from an animated Flame.GIF, baby.

And I’m very excited to see what the future holds. :)

*Yes, I know Lemmings arn’t actually suicidal. It’s more an expression than anything else, albeit one based on Walt Disney’s lies…

Q-U-I-T

I have been unhappy at my current job for some time. Simple requests are met with ignorance and incompetence and office conversation swings readily towards racist, sexist and offensive views. I won’t go into details right now, but I just ended it. And so, I present this, with apologies to Nat King Cole…

Q-U-I-T

Q is for the questionable things you do
U is for the way you used me too
I deserve a role that’s incredible
T means it’s time to go, I aint coming back, no no no…

“I quit,” is all that I can say to you
This company and I are through
‘Cause I know I can make it
Finally be happy and not just fake it
I quit, I’m leaving, fuck you.

<whistle solo>

Q is for the questionable things you do
U is for the way you used me too
I deserve a role that’s incredible
T means it’s time to go, I aint coming back, no no no…

“I quit,” is all that I can say to you
This company and I are through
‘Cause I know I can make it
Finally be happy and not just fake it
I quit, I’m leaving, fuck you.
I quit, I’m leaving, fuck you.
I quit, I’m leaving, fuck you.

(For those who missed it, this is to the tune L-O-V-E made famous by Nat King Cole. Do yourself a favour and listen to it here. For those who want to sing along, you can also hear a cool little acoustic version without lyrics here.)

My Thesis on Twitter Etiquette for the Linking of Content

Um, think it through.

And, like, be cool.

This is entirely for @Eskimosparky’s benefit, as seen here.

kthxbai.

Hospitals, Death and the Power of Twitter

Photo by Brent Danley.

I love the internet. For most people who know me, online or in real life, this will come as as  much of a surprise as Barrack Obama calling a press conference to let people know, just in case they missed it, that he is the first black President of the United States. I love everything about the web, including social networking sites like Twitter, but Friday, the 20 March, 2009, was the first time I really felt the power of this community.

I had meant to write this blog post on Saturday morning but haven’t had time since Friday night to really site down and get my thoughts out properly.

A week before Friday a family member collapsed at their home. He had had ongoing health issues for some years, but this seemed like an unrelated problem and he was flown by helicopter to RPA Hospital in Sydney. The doctors managed to stabilise him and he was eventually moved from the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) to a normal ward for monitoring.

However, last Friday night, within a few hours of his most recent visitor leaving, he developed a quickly spreading rash and his vitals began dropping. The doctors contacted us to let us know they were moving him from the ward back down into the ICU, and that it would be prudent to contact family and friends to get them to the hospital as soon as possible.

They said this with a gravitas which implied with no uncertainty they didn’t expect the patient to survive through the night.

While we organised cars to fetch other relatives, it dawned on us that no one would have informed two of his closest friends. They had been friends since school, but when he had been sick previously he had contacted them himself. This time he was far too sick and we had no way of knowing how to get in touch, which is when I posted this:

Rearranged chronilogically for ease of reading

The response, both from people retweeting the message and those who sent information, was amazing:

Given the situation, it hadn’t occurred to any of us that he, of course, would most likely be listed under Anthony, or A, in the white pages. People went above and beyond though, with information from numerous other sources quickly flooding my inbox. I was, to say the least, pretty moved:

I wrote down all the information we got, to remove duplicates and so as to avoid contacting anyone twice, and then began scanning for the most likely target. As it turned out, based on the information people had provided and new info I had just received (marital status etc) the first number we rang yielded this result:

I intend to make good on that promise by the way. If your name is listed at the bottom of this post, I, Warlach, owe you a beer, or equivalent beverage of your choice, at the first opportunity.

While tracking down friends and family was great, it didn’t of course change the reason we needed to contact them in the first place. For awhile it looked like it could all be over, before he suddenly began to respond to the medication and stabilised:

This is mostly due to the fact the doctors didn’t, and still don’t, know exactly what is wrong with him. But he is now visibly improving every day and while he remains in the ICU, is hopefully out of the woods for now. All that was left to do was hang around a hospital in the middle of the night:

Looking back, it’s not that Twitter surprised me with being able to find the information. It’s been noted time and again just how quickly the Twitter community can respond, as with the Hudson River plane crash. What really amazed me though was the effort people put in to help someone they barely know.

I’ve met a few of the people who responded in real life, but only briefly. I was incredibly moved by the way people came together to help us, and it’s certainly cemented in my mind that people who criticise online communities as actually distancing human emotion/interaction have a lot to learn.

Finally, a big thank you goes out to everybody who helped:

Mspecht, ScottRhodie, Tdm911, Radioproducer1, Bethanie, Yonderboy, Mellalicious, JulzM, Katreeeena, TweetTomnow and anyone else I may have accidentally left off.

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